time of the month.

so, i've been sad since last night. i hope it's because i've been bleeding profusely from my vagina. HAAAAA. i have no boundaries. whatever. i need a sunny day =(

strike three.

i'm not really sure what part you don't understand. thanks for being completely un-sensitive to my feelings. i just wanted you to say "i'm sorry". thanks for nothing.

four score & seven years later.

thank you, God, for bringing good friends back together.

dear blank,

- i'm still kind of upset that you haven't told me about her sooner. i hope you know that if she does anything to hurt you, she's done for. real talk.
- you're still a trick. HA!
- i miss you. i can't wait until the semester starts so i can come over to watch tv, eat, & nap.
- you're still walking in & out of my life. why can't i get rid of you? geez.
- stop being such a bitch & move on. it's been years. nobody likes the emo you.
- you should stop talking to her, 'cause she's a trick. HA!
- you're probably going to get me into trouble one day, but i think i'm okay with that.
- whenever i hear "because of you" by keith martin, i think of you & how you're doing. i fuckin' miss you & i hope you're doing well.

dear michael 'suitkace' capito,
this message is for you. i'm not going to blog about you unless you do something drastic and/or piss me off. lol. jk. peace, homie!

i really should blog about something with substance soon. too bad i'm robotic & boring. *saddy face.